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Johnny Bravo
Doomed
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posted 20-Aug-2010, 12:46 pm
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, Just for fun, "Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says: "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies: "The one on the right."
''That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
The mother replies," I didn't like her!"
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An oldie but a goodie.
When I got back from overseas last year I had a swag of foreign currency I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank.
Short line. Just one bloke in front of me...An Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated!
He asked the teller, "Why it change??Yesterday, I get two huna dolla fo yen.Today I get huna eighty??Why it change?"
The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy says,"Fluc you white people too!"
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Celibacy
Many aspects of human sexuality are puzzling.
Take celibacy, for example.
This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened to the instructor declare,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'
He addressed the men. 'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?
Tony leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently and whispered,
'Self-raising, isn't it?'
Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.... 
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